I’m so sorry you guys!

I’ve been trying like MAD to get this shit compressed, but it’s JUST. NOT. WORKING. The best I’ve gotten it down to is 39 MB when the MAXIMUM I can upload is 7. I have NO CLUE how to fix this, especially since I’ve already downgraded the quality.

If ANYONE knows ANYTHING about shrinking this huge-ass file, PLEASE let me know ASAP so I can post this thing and we can all continue with our lives. I use Audacity for editing/exporting. Send me help via commandercast(at)gmail(dot)com or twitter (at)commandercast.