This entry is part 8 of 10 in the series Cooking With Oats

Posted by Mike aka Mightily Oats

 Howdy y’all, and welcome to another episode of Cooking with Oats.

Having children has taught me a few things over the years. One thing I have learned is that I have slowly become a jaded, unfeeling husk of a human; all of my lust for life has been leeched from my being by these tiny, squalling succubae. Don’t get me wrong, I love my children but I know that they are slowly killing me. I’m not sure when I became numb to human suffering, but it had to have happened recently.

I vividly remember the first time that my wife left me alone with my 6 month old daughters.  They were both sound asleep on the couch and I had to pee so bad that my back teeth were floating.  I thought that this was my chance to run to the bathroom and prevent my bladder from rupturing. Read the rest of this entry »