This entry is part 8 of 10 in the series Cooking With Oats

Posted by Mike aka Mightily Oats

 Howdy y’all, and welcome to another episode of Cooking with Oats.

Having children has taught me a few things over the years. One thing I have learned is that I have slowly become a jaded, unfeeling husk of a human; all of my lust for life has been leeched from my being by these tiny, squalling succubae. Don’t get me wrong, I love my children but I know that they are slowly killing me. I’m not sure when I became numb to human suffering, but it had to have happened recently.

I vividly remember the first time that my wife left me alone with my 6 month old daughters.  They were both sound asleep on the couch and I had to pee so bad that my back teeth were floating.  I thought that this was my chance to run to the bathroom and prevent my bladder from rupturing. Read the rest of this entry »

This entry is part 26 of 37 in the series Generally Speaking

By Imshan AKA Sinis

A highly amusing feature of multiplayer games is the concept of a low-hanging fruit.  Perhaps it’s not so amusing, depending on how your last game went.  If your life total is low enough, players will eliminate you just because they can.  They’ll offer all kinds of reasons for it; they’ll tell you they didn’t want you to come back to win the game after everyone expended their resources, that they didn’t want to make an enemy that could respond in kind, or that they were sure you had a way to save yourself.  Justifications and excuses aside, the result is the same: you got too low, and people left you twisting in the wind because you were an easy mark for their Sun Titan, and suddenly you’re a figurative pinata until you fall to pieces after you leak out so much candy (the candy is also figurative).

On the other balance is lifegain, one of the most derided and underrated tactics in Commander.  And by ‘lifegain’ I don’t mean decks dedicated to lifegain as a deck strategy, which trot out Sanguine Bond as a roundabout way of dealing damage to players, or win through Felidar Sovereign or Test of Endurance.  Rather, I mean, run of the mill cards that gain life, often at card disadvantage. Read the rest of this entry »