Cooking with Oats 09 – Masochism: A Retrospective
October 4, 2012
Posted by Mike aka Mightily Oats
Howd
y y’all, and welcome to another episode of Cooking with Oats.
Having children has taught me a few things over the years. One thing I have learned is that I have slowly become a jaded, unfeeling husk of a human; all of my lust for life has been leeched from my being by these tiny, squalling succubae. Don’t get me wrong, I love my children but I know that they are slowly killing me. I’m not sure when I became numb to human suffering, but it had to have happened recently.
I vividly remember the first time that my wife left me alone with my 6 month old daughters. They were both sound asleep on the couch and I had to pee so bad that my back teeth were floating. I thought that this was my chance to run to the bathroom and prevent my bladder from rupturing. Read the rest of this entry »