This entry is part 5 of 13 in the series (Vexing) Devil's Advocate

378127_10150441621792624_1477312954_n“No,” Mario said firmly. “I am not playing against Zur the Enchanter again. He’s the douchiest of douches.”

“Why?” Luigi responded indignantly. “What makes him so bad?”

“He can tutor the best cards in your deck over and over!” ┬áMario practically roared back.

“And?” Luigi asked simply.

“And he let’s you fetch answers from a huge toolbox!” Mario continued.

“And?” Luigi repeated, a huge smirk forming on his face.

“And he is a win condition that goes and gets other win conditions! And what the hell are you smirking about!” Mario was spitting at this point, his facing turning roughly the same shade of red as his shirt.

“Nothing,” Luigi shrugged, looking unimpressed. “I’m just waiting for you to tell me what makes him bad.”

Ya, okay. So it's time to talk about this jack@$$.

Ya, okay. So it’s time to talk about this jack@$$.

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